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2022    Pg13     1:56   starring   Tom Holland Mark Wahlberg  Sophia Ali Antonio banderas and 

‘Dorcus’ from Netflix Sabrina the teenage witch again plays a villain. Oh there’s her real name..Tati Gabrielle

Opens on Holland falling through the sky with some cargo., I guess we can’t get Peter Parker out of him.

We even get the Peter Parker I’m sorry in a mid air fight and Ouch I felt that oh and that

 flashback and suppose to have pirate lineage.

Ring-  Sic   parvis magna  = Greatness From Small Beginnings

There’s a  part where Tom Holland looks like he had some swelling or something on the right side of his mouth as though its packed with gauze or ‘chew’. Didn’t seem to have the chipmunk cheek in Spider-Man or other movie or so I’ve seen him in.

No idea how old he is (though playing a bartender) but that boy is hot in this movie. 

Tom Holland Says That He Worked As A Bartender While Making “Uncharted”, But The Bar Had To Kick Him Out

 

Oh what a pretty cat! 

Having fun watching! Its entertaining ….thrilling funny and has been quite enjoyable for me.

Not sure if I want to call that a Cargo air train or a box worm

Oh there it is!!! I just saw the Goonies look in his eyes!!!?

(A bit of spoiler but not flat out ruin) oh I KNEW those were too heavy for just one of those cargo choppers to carry alone, not to mention should have had more straps too.

AND he sails again , HOW DEEP are those cargo pants pockets?!?! Seems a lot more fit in there, than the ones I’ve seen in the stores. 

For some reason I have a feeling we will see his bro again even tho he’s…..

Definitely WORTH seeing in the theater. Didn’t get to go when it first opened  but I did make it to a matinee FINALLY . Definitely one to keep in your library I am dubbing this Goonies part 2 even though its not really a sequel but I haven’t seen a good adventure movie in quite some time (at least not one I can remember.)

Was not happy with Mary mark’s   performance in this for some reason. Normally I like watching him, but I guess it was Tom Holland’s movie to shine. 

I’ve been calling this the goonies for adults.

Man those  are some narrow ass ships! Its a wonder they made it there.

 the flying Magellan are throwing a bit of a mutiny (sound more like some acrobatics team!!) 

lol Holland too cute at ship wheel. He could have been 80 and would have still Been adorable.

Omg they are fighting with ancient relics!!! Uh oh guess just a matter of time… Are those canons even going to work?

OH NO!!!! I’m crying like I do when a Lamborghini gets destroyed

EASTER EGG

(B4 creds?!?)  With a scene to show storyline from possible sequel (I really do hope so)

mid-credit wahlberg  with a bad stache  is that Jamie dornan ?☹️

Transformers: The Last Knight

2017         PG-13      2hrs 29 minutes  blu-ray       Mark Wahlberg     Josh Dumhal

Continued from the second trilogy in the franchise.

this opens on a battleground in Medieval England and Merlyn gets his staff.  Yeah there’s a dragon but NO I’m not feeling any enthusiasm for this one. You really don’t get to see much of it, no full body at least once nor some close up.

In this Transformers are outlawed Except in mexico I think. THere’s some Blue Wall-E like bot think it’s name was squeaks. There’s some walking tank sentinals.

So we Canopy who looks like a walking junkyard and some green samurai looking one.  That is a cool looking police car, mmmm I’m suspicious of it   Wait is that Bumblebee?! When The!

Optimus Prime is floating in outerspace and I think we are going to get to see Cybertron!  Quintessa is the creator of O.P.  and I’m not liking her so far. I don’t think she is on the good side. (I can’t remember all the names etc of the Transformers and Decepticons so i’m not sure if she was made for the movie or if she is in the Cartoon mythos…well here’s my answer…)

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One of Quintessa’s 12 knights,  gave her staff that can save to the humans (as if we didn’t already know that from the beginning.

Badlands, South Dakota in a junkyard is a home (more like playground) for a bunch of our Transformer friends.  And of course BumbleBee makes an Entrance with his M.C. Hammer impersonation. Then there are ankle biter baby dinos and a big Triceratops. 9So wait if there’s a T-Rex one and a Triceratops I’m pretty sure there was 3 or 4 of the little ones around and I don’t think the 3rd was either of mama or papa that is if in the Transformers movies robots can have kids….I think I need a drink too contemplate that one! lol)

There’s some drones that I thought ths became a Fantasy movie instead of sci-fi THe Drones I thought were flying Manta Rays and some Star Wars look ships (from the original trilogy)   |-o-|   <–I forget what those ones are called

according to Quintessa Earth is called Unicron and Cybertron’s arch enemy.

What kind of shapeshifting car is that WTF It speaks french, is it a Transformer or is there a male version of Siri or Lexa?

OMG don’t ell me Marky Mark is supposed to be a descendant of Merlyn!??…Well I WAS close

and Oh so that’s where Wicca comes from WitWiccan (Witwicci or however they spelled it in the first)

Ninja Butler is annoying and small 4 feet actually and reminds me of C3PO in a variety of ways.

They are really trying hard to replace Megan Fox… cause the The English girl looks a lot like her.

Optimus Prime gets to sound like Arrow (I have failed….)

The Gambler

 

2014  R  1:51  Bluray  Mark Wahlberg, john Goodman

 

The only way out, is all in

 

Jim Barnette is living a double life, by day he’s a college professor and by night, a compulsive gambler deeplyh in debt to loan sharks.

So after watching a big I’m think there’s maybe half the movie left and maybe  I’d take a break to grab a snack. Wrong!! I was only 31 minutes into the movie which felt like an hour. So if that plot sounds boring to you? Its boring to watch too!

Fast forward 15 minuntes

This just had to lose money at the box office right?

I think he’s living at his mother’s now and his car has just been repossessed.

Oh I get a break, a notification of some kitten video… and its trying or is hissing. This was more entertaining than the movie.  (its under Robin Sepult if you want to see it ‘New little kitten hisses at me’)

the dumbass doesn’t know HOW to gamble.. this should be a PDA (or at least included) for the dangers of gambling.

1. First off do NOT play anything other than  some form of poker or black jack. Those you SORT of have a little control over (at least what’s in your hand)
2. when my parents and I go to the casino we have a budget I take $50 tops (and NO debit/credit cards)and always take advantage of free money promotions) I usually get a free $5 each month. 
3.  This is another important one. Have an envelope for money you WIN. Make sure you use nothing over $20 bills depending on your budget. It is easier to keep track of that way. Anytime you win keep your voucher in your WON envelope. DO NOT use this only use your budget.
4. set HOW LONG you will be there for (say 2-3 hours) of course if you’ve taken a bus to one there’s not much you can do aside from bringing a book or some screen you can stream something on.
5. THE MOST IMPORTANT  as soon as I win I stop. (I might throw in another few dollars but that’s it. No more  than $5-$10

I’m not sure of what type of person would actually be able to sit through this movie but honestly it should have a 15 -30 minute ‘serving’ make that viewing warning.

If I saw this in the theater I would have walked outand got my money back

Daddy’s Home 2

2017  PG-13   1:40  Blu-ray     Comedy

Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell, Mel Gibson, John Lithgow, Linda Cardellini ,Alessandra Ambrosio  & John Cena

Bone headed Brad and tough man dusty continue their co-dad child rearing for the holidays along with the Granddads to attempt a perfect ‘together’ Christmas for the kids in one place (instead of 2 separate families) 

Four Dads are NOT better than one

Mojave

2015  R 1:33 blu-ray  Mark Wahlberg, Gerrit Headlund, Louise Bourgoin, Oscar issac

A taught thriller set in the Mojave desert while an artist seeks existential meaning he ends up in a cat and mousse game with a serial killer.

I didn’t have to write many notes or couldn’t think of anything to write about it so it’s not actually inspiring,at least not for me..

Now days later, I don’t remember it except one cool looking dark stormy shot (which I am trying to do a chalk pastel of~)

 

F

Daddy’s Home

2016       pg13   1:36mins   Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrel, Hannibal Buress, Linda Cardellini

Brad eagerly steps into his role as step (all over me) dad while the kids suave biological father interference leads to a rivalry of slap stick proportions.

Love the daughter

 

Motorcycle scene had me laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes and my chest hurt.

This was better than the trailer looked. The end was amusing considering how the last scene goes… And WHO!

 

B

Worth a watch and even putting it in the family library …. get a copy from Amazon 

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Deepwater Horizon

 

2016, PG-13,  blu-ray,  1:47  directed by Peter Bergsstars  Mark Wahlberg, Kate Hudson, Kurt Russel, John Malkovich,  Gina Rodriguez, Brad Leland

Based on true events of the April 20th 2010  BP Deepwater  oil rig. The drama recounts the horrific experience of the crew of 126 on board and the courage that saved many lives. All due to the inept executives who want to save a few bucks by not keeping up maintenance on the rig.

Loved the daughter in this for the short time we got to see her in the beginning. I give her presentation an A+!  Makes me miss kicking butt in my grade school Science fairs! (never got to do a volcano like I wanted but what I did always seemed to get an A and an A+ anyway!)

John Malkovich and Brad Leland play the dips who basically cause the Big Problem  spill.

This was an interesting telling of what happened  in the moments of the accident all due to greedy ignorant incompetant Executives that never listen to their underlings. (Serves your asses  right when you lose money)

it took ( I think I heard) 11 lives and The spill lasted 87 days  (doing who knows what to the aquatic life)  I forget did any of these people go to jail?

 

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Shooter

USA, Tuesdays   Conspiracy Thriller, action,  Drama  stars   Ryan Phillippe,  Omar Epps,  Shantel VanSanten, & Eddie McClintock, 

 

This 1- hour USA series  based on the Mark Wahlberg movie of the same name is executive Produced by Wahlberg and produced by Phillippe as well as plays former and Highly decorated Marine  Bob Lee Swagger.

Our introduction in the pilot is  a lesson

A bullet can kill you 3 ways.

1- Extremities- miss a major artery and bleed out in 10-20 minutes

2- Tens- Center chest, bullet tumbles, splintering bone, the heart or arteries may get hit and blood Pressure drops

3- the Kill shot- Middle of the skull any angle and like a marionette with the strings cut, you’re dead before your brain can register what’s happened.

I particularly appreciated him sticking it to the hunters, however I would have used their own traps on them. (I may not be vegan but  1. I don’t think I could ever harm a forest animal even if my life depended on it. 2. If you are trapping to hunt you are a COWARD. 3. My father who used to hunt when I was younger, I may not have liked it; but at least he would eat it and if we didn’t have enough room in the freezer he’d share the meat with family & friends.  4.  hunting with a Bow or gun… at least it’s a ‘sporting chance’ which is the idea of a hunt. I think a bow is much more honorable as it is what our forefathers used along with spears for hunting. 5. I prefer the way the Natives do it, what they hunt and kill… They use everything, the meat, skin etc.

Ok with my stance on that… I can get to the actual plot of the show.

The president is supposedly threatens by some Chechen named Solatov who is a sniper that can hit his mark from 3/4 of a mile away. So Bob’s former Captain,  Isaac Johnson who is part of the President’s Secret Service hire’s him to scout the area where  the attack may come from. This is just a cover for a scheme that Issac has hatched along with Jack Payne (McClintock) in framing Swagger. But why? Is  Issac a traitor to his country, and some sort of spy  (for the Russians or who?)

The show passes by quickly, so far well  told as far as the story goes. I’d say this is a winner even if it’s not your preferred Genre.

 

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Ted 2

2015        R         1:55         ** Mark Wahlberg , Amanda Seyfried & Seth McFarlane (voice)        more

 

The foul mouth uncouth and immorally inclined bear is back. This time his life is made a mess as the government metaphorically ripping the stuffing out of him.  Um.. was the musical menagerie not even at the actual reception really neccessary? I can see as  day dream for maybe 30 seconds but not as long as it went.. was funny the first second or 5 then it wasn’t because it went on too long. The Trix customer! obviously hoping a few cameos will help its reviews I guess (not this one) 22 minutes in and so far I’ve seen most of it in the trailer (which was maybe a little funny the first time or 2 seeing it)

As I mentioned the funny stuff is taken too far.. or maybe I should say long and what ruins the jokes. Even the Trix joke became tired. The moment in the field yes another song but Snow white like… animals show up but taken too far a Lobster, a monkey really? What freaking monkeys run around freely in the states that ARE NOT in the zoos?Yes While I know movies are fake this was sort of aside from Ted supposed to be in the real world In Boston and partially in NY for a small time.

For me the best gag was at the end, and you didn’t even get to see but only hear it. I nearly gagged but was cracking up.

So SKIP IT   D+ (& the + is only for those few parts mentioned and NOT in the trailers) otherwise you’ve seen the whole movie in the trailer!

 

Entourage: THe movie

2015  R 1:44

Stars.. The cast returns in full and there’s so many cameos! (yes we know about Rousey)

So Vincent Chase and the posse is back and finally make it to the big screen. Feels good to hear that theme music again and still love the credit montage. it took awhile for me to notice when watching the show that the signs & billboards were the credits~ I thought it was quite original at the time and still is.

Ari is now retired but that doesn’t last long he starts to run a studio an Vinny not only is starring in ‘Hyde’ but wants to direct too.  I’ve come to realize during one of Ari’s fits I think I can now see why my friend Danielle says I was funny when I’d go on a rant!  While he’s in the car with the meditating cd on Every time he goes ‘Ommmmm’ had me laughing.

I find that they only made what’s to be the opening scene of the fictional movie Hyde to be disappointing at least have maybe 2 other scenes, one with Drama (you’ll figure out why) and some other part of it. A big thing was the 6th Sense kid (Haley Joe Osmet I think) trying to get Drama cut from the movie amoung a long list of other changes and edits he wanted.

 

It was just like watching the shows usual antics only on a bigger scale and I think any fan of the show would enjoy watching.