You Suck

This just might be able to be used as an instruction manual for Fledgling vampires. (or at least parts) There’s some Lough out loud quips in this I’d say this is the best of the ones I’ve read. (Then a dirty job)

This will be the 177th book I’ve read in my life (at least since making a list of those I’ve read as I read them)

Quotes: (after the big furry cat is shaved) Looked like a big eyed pot bellied protohuman in furlined duct tape boots the feline lovechild of Gollum & Dobby the House elf

“if you were a guy I’ll bet you would. And I’ll bet I’d have to send you to the S & M ATM beacuse the kinky Sh** is extra”

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Zombeavers

2015 R 1:17

When I first heard about this movie I thought it was a joke or something someone made for youtube. Something like how the Grindhouse movies had the fake trailers between the 2 movies when it was in the theaters (even though Machete became a reality). Well I was certainly wrong , but as for the joke part ‘m guessing this is going to be a major ‘Camp Schlock’ fest

It starts with your typical cell phone ass-head driving and looking at the phone screen and bang…

3 College girls go on a getaway to the country, it was originally supposed to be with their boyfriends but of course one of them screwed up so its a girls weekend now. Of course we have the cliches of the goody good looking girl, the mean gothy looking one, and the glasses wearing one. Pretty much same for the guys and no one seems to be with who you would think.

Woah That is one serious game of Wack a mole! LOL “Really” well we have something unexpected and what followed was even less so. A definite watch if you want a laugh, with a horror flair even if you don’t like this sort of movie. I enjoyed it besides it’s actually a bit less than the time mentioned if you subtract the time for the credits~ B