Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife


2014  Not Rated 1:22  Unrated  Amy Acker, Donald Faison, Scott Foley , Patrick Wilson,Greg Grunberg ,     Comedy Crime134109

 

Everyone hates Ward’s wife, and wants her dead especially Ward. If you don’t hate her, then you must be just like her. She treats Ward like trash, gods forbid if he’s aloud to make a decision on his own or have a life other than her. Basically its an emotionally abusive relationship. The first time she opened her mouth,I think I wanted to strangle her. She’s rude, loud and honestly should have been emotionally or mentally tortured for how she treats Ward.  How do you marry someone like that, or is she like that now, cause they have a kid? Basically it seems she has one setting… PMS!!

This black comedy caper about helping a friend get out of a bad relationship by any means necessary was at times a little funny. My father made it sound like it was hysterical, but even as morbid and diabolical as I can be at times with my sense of humor, is how sinister   _____(wont ruin it)_______ is about it I’m not sure weather to say disturbing or funny. Then there’s how well Ward takes his wife’s death. I don’t think he was even upset, maybe a little shocked at first but it looked more like he got a thousand pound weight off his back.

I enjoyed the watch as well as the cast. It was funny but not lough out loud funny.

ITs at least average fare maybe a little better as for me it felt different from other comedies.

 

so maybe not LOL funny but it was morbid/sarcastic dark funny.

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Annihilation


2018    R   Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh,Tessa Thompson, Gina Rodriguez, Tuva Novotny, Oscar Issac

Adventure, Drama, Horror

 

Mission Girl Power!

A covert expedition into a government area sealed off for decades. The four women.. a psychologist, surveyor, biologist, and anthropologist find a wilderness where our known laws of nature do not pertain. This is called the Shimmer.

Loved  The light house and crystal trees…

Aside from the shimmer and the trees, this was a drab piece of crap. the only int4eresting part was what the shimmer was and what was causing (or should that be creating) it.

How Portman has any awards is beyond me, and maybe one big reason the first 2 Thor movies mostly the 2nd were not u-p to par.

As for the title, I would not have titled it that. Why because Neither the world nor a species  was annihilated.

Classic Cuts-Poltergeist


The 13 FRIGHTS of Halloween series

Classic CutsSpecial edition

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First I’ll start with what should have never been greenlit and a comparison to the original

 2015  Pg-13  1:33  REMAKE   Sam Rockwell,  Rosemarie DeWitt, Saxon Sharbino, Kyle Catlett, Kennedi Clements, Jared Harris, & Jane Adams  (more on On Imdb  )

I watched this out of curiosity as to how bad or sacrilege it would be. How does it compare to the original? Don’t bother with this one! It does not have the creepy tone and atmosphere as the original. It does not have the menace not even the clown (I think the original clown was much scarier.) I think it tries too hard to be scary and feels hurried. There were a couple of aspects that I believe were new to this update such as the dark spirit world which looks less imaginative and the FX of it  looks like a freakish orgy of blackened bodies. Which reminded me of the sculpture in the HellRaiser movies). The clown has one wicked laugh (so of course it made me laugh) but doesn’t give you the creepy, I hate clowns feeling as the original. The movie lacks charm not to mention (but worst of all) lacks  a likable family.

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American Satan


The 13 FRIGHTS of Halloween series

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American Satan Trailer

NO FREAKING way! is that Andy Biserak from Black Veil Brides?!??!

Oh Sh** it is! and Look What’s his face from Game of Thrones.. Tulley Tarley something like that. Boo Boo Stewart from Twilight movies, Mark Boone Junior (I think I’ve seen him in Sons of Anarchy) Ben Bruce  and I think I heard Sebastian Bach is supposed to be in it , former wrestler Bill Goldberg and Clockwork Orange’s Malcom McDowell  Take a look of the cast on IMD

but I don’t see his name in the cast list. The poster looks so like the Strangers Things one from season 1.

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Venom


Came across this in a post search an thought it would make a nice Background for the desktop

2018       Tom Hardy,  Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed     114 minutes

So we start with an  inbound spaceship breaking up on re-entry and falls in I think it was Malaysia. Some how one astronaut survives or seems so. Set in San Francisco Eddie Brock for those of you that do not know the comics (which I don’t) is a reporter  and does ‘The Brock Report’. He does investigative journalism and tries to get the story no matter what. Well that one hunch and one mistake (and reason to NEVER give, even those you trust your passwords DON’T DO IT!)

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The Worst Witch


Yes like the movie from the 80s that starred Charlotte Rae and Fairuza Baulk.See the source image

I think there’s also another series but not sure when it was made but I would guess that was on a BBC station. While doing the work up on this  I found out the stories were originally novels by Jill Murphy, the first of which ‘The Worst Witch’ was published in 1974.

They have some scenes that are similar to the movie but usually have something a little different to them. And now I know why Snape always seemed so familiar in the Harry potter Movies… I swear J.K. Rowling had to have been inspired by Miss Hartbroom from this show for Snape or they had to be related! lol. In the series I’ve seen her do a few of Alan Rickman’s Snape mannerisms, and she teaches potions too!  So far I do still hold a special place in my heart for the 80s movie which I love watching around Halloween, but this I’d have to say is a decent reboot

(Whichever Worst Witch you are watching… have a sing along! with this  Worst Witch Chants Fandom Wiki

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Tyler Perry’s BOO! A Madea Halloween


While some parts were funny, this was so stupid; however, at the same time, you should sit your kids down to watch especially the teens for the moral of the story.

Just gotta love the ‘punishment’ at the end, and I don’t mean the talking to, but daaaaaaamn! With those 4 old coots especially Medea she’d give anyone an anxiety/panic attack

Oh and fans of The Walking Dead…. NO that’s not the actor that plays ‘Jesus’ this guy’s name is Brock O’Hurn.

There’s really nothing ‘to write home about’ with this one.

 

is it fun, maybe a little is it scary well.. if you have a problem with clowns… there’s a creepy one in here.

It’s no classic and quickly forgotten after watched.

I would only suggest watching it if  its October/Halloween and  you are in a frat house (or next to one)

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