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Are you there vodka? Its me Chelsea
Are you there vodka? Its me Chelsea By Chelsea Handler
I think mom found this somewhere and thought i might be interested.
Hardcover Memoir/ humor
Pgs 263 1/2
Started may 14
Finished may 30
oh how to describe what i just finished reading, besides sarcasm….if you are not fluent in it…dont bother!! That is the type of ‘humor’ in this. Writing has good flow. Continue reading “Are you there vodka? Its me Chelsea”
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
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A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieSophia Lillis ve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people. he D&D movie you’ve been waiting for since you rolled your first D20 is on sale now. Stuffed to the brim with owlbears, displacer beasts, gelatinous cubes, Chris Pine, and Michelle Rodriguez (oh, and dungeons and dragons, duh) DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES finally does the Forgotten Realms justice. And if you’ve never picked up a D20 in your life (or even know what one is) it’s still a rollicking fantasy adventure filled with action and humor that goes great with a bottomless bowl of popcorn. |
2023 pg13 2:14 action adventure comedy
Chris Pine plays the bard
Sophia Lillis Druid
Rege-jean page The paladin
Michelle Rodriguez Barbarian
Daisy Head The wizard
Hugh Grant the rogue
Justice smith sorcerer
Movie has not even started yet and a dragon just pulled a freddy kreuger (when he stretches wall) and then burned me. Shame that wasnt in 3d may have been more impressive. I cannot say if there's any likenesses to the game like place names and characters Starts in a prison in a very cold snowy land and time for probation hearing A tablet of reawakening Grants character has poisoned the bards daughter against him for the last 2 years. Owlbear Bradley cooper Thats a fat dragon!!! Jabba ancestor lol What's biggeer then a jabba? Reminds me of the dragons with the tiny wings from how to train your dragon Lol silly popcorn movie. But a smile/ smirk on my face There is a mid or post credit scene
Amid a pandemic and a racial reckoning, ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ finds itself @ an inflection point
| ‘Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves’ brings the role-playing game back to the big screen. Take a look at the many on-screen adaptations of this tabletop phenomenon |
6 Times D&D Has Been Adapted for the Screen
Renfield
In this modern monster tale of Dracula’s loyal servant, Nicholas Hoult stars as Renfield, the tortured aide to history’s most narcissistic boss, Dracula (Nicolas Cage). Renfield is forced to procure his master’s prey and do his every bidding, no matter how debased. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there’s a life outside the shadow of The Prince of Darkness. If only he can figure out how to end his codependency
2023. R 1:33 Nicholas Cage Nicolas holt
After an attack by slayers drac and ren go to New Orleans to recoup. Oh the guy from ghosts is the group moderator.
How dare they!! Superimposed cage over Lagosi and other parts of Dracula. Renfield decided to collect the groups’ monsters.
Cages dracula, Hands by nosferatu, teeth by Varney the vampire (?) might be something else but that was the first name that came to mind.
Mulates I think was prides bar in NCIS; New Orleans.
bad casting in the role of the lobo son, Not the right actor to believe he’s part of some drug ring. Comes off more as a high school wannabe.
Eww cage looks like a bloated zombie after that bar scene. Loved what the girl in group said
“Neverending hall of fun house mirrors Only i’m the clown”
Mob guys go in dracs the mother lobo i’d swear thinks she’s Smurf from Animal Kingdom.
People Never have a welcome mat that says “Welcome and come in” …. I want Renfield’s curtains and sheet set . They would have matched my room when i was a kid but would be a nice accent to the purple now.
So this is a little twist, instead of a metaphor for drugs or sex… its used for abuse (mostly verbal)
Ugh who was the costumer….Those rings they got on him are awful, i’ve git better looking costume jewelry and its silver color. Also his acting around the teeth, I hate when people talk around their vamp teeth. He’s talking but also comes off like he’s trying to hold them in. It doesn’t seem like he can open his mouth, like those people who talk through their teeth while smiling.
Damn Whole police dept (or city) is crooked. the Fight at hotel, another ‘highlight. Damn now I need a steak. Good thing there’s hamburger meat at home.
Is a mob and cartel same? Cause Dracula got a brand new slave. Way too many rings, and Damn talk about too long in the tooth What do you do with all the “how to kill drac lore”? One thing… put in cement cubes.
You don’t go to see this cause its a serious vampire movie. Its pre-summer blockbuster silliness. Campy, cheese, sort of spoofy without the actual spoof.
Everything everywhere all at once
Everything everywhere all at once This starts weird Jamie lee Curtis plays an IRS agent. And not really sure yet what is going on but another dimension or universe. Not sure if the characters are playing some VR game but one of them using a fanny pack as a weapon and seriously impressing me. I'd liken it to the matrix meets John Wick in a way Action. Craziness comedy a little cracked They perfectly titled this one! This is a fun ride so far. Maybe what an acid trip was like?!??
Dog
2022? Channing tatum comedy Awww sooo cute a collage/scrapbook intro including a disc of Lulu's fav greys (anatomy) eps Tatum i guess on leave for some medical issue, but cleared prob trying to get back. Is working at a subway like place. At home he's cutting wood gets a call his friend is dead. Goes out for drinks with his battalion. Next morning his cap tells him to show up. Tasked with bringing lulu to friends funeral. Poor lulu, Tells him if anyone asks she's on way to rehabilitation. On road trip lulu goes Tasmanian devil on the seats of his truck.Then gets out of collar and runs away. Past a beautiful waterfall, through a green house and channing's character gets tranked. The wife is caring for lulu. He asks how she got her to take food from hand. Holy crap its former wrestler diesel ⛽ At Hotel imitates being blind man to get a room. And the dog goes after someone that looks like what she was trained to go after. Dumb ass if you give her respect and call her by her name she may actually be a good dog. Someone needs to get cesar milan to teach him lol. Takes her to see her bro luke (duke or nuke). The owner suits him up with the attack suit. The suburban is broken into takes all his, his buddy's stuff and lulu's and they track it. Even writes in her love book. I really appreciated it and you don't have to worry about them killing off the dog. (One big reason why I have yet to see Marley and Me, and a few other dog movies) I do recommend this One of my faves so far and Nominee for my Avatar Awards when I get that going again. If the kids want to watch, I recommend watching it first. I think there is at least some language.
Reginald the Vampire
Reginald the vampire
Jacob batalon (spiderman) van peebles
I like the retro look to the slushie shack.
Maurice shows up at yhe shack.
When reg takes out the garbage he asks the higher powers for a refund, when Maurice shows up and heard part of his 1 sided convo... He enthralls him (better known as vamp glamor) into asking his coworker crush out.
Some fellow vamps pop in that have beef with Maurice. Something about defiance..
Love the hair pick "trick'
One 'rule' (unwritten?) Seems a vamp needs permission from individual to turn them.
"Reginal director sent them with a list of complaints, poss. Sanctions"
"Vampires are not real theyre just a stiry"
*Can still eat regular food
*Body tells you when it needs the blood
*Superspeed (lol)
*Still breaths and sweats but what makes vampire alters the functions of the body's systems, and the reason for fast healing, so all your organs still work.
*basically just an excellerstion of your essential nature.
*Enhancements of a vampire are realative to the condition the body is in at the time of of the change. "The body you die with is the body you have forever". Dieting is no longer an option. "Being a fat vampire is going to cause probs in the vamp community" may not be welcome and posse a threat to him
If you always do what youve always done you will always get what youve always got -henry ford
*Vampires cant glamor ither vampires
* "I'm yourmaker, i know everything about you"
* Cry blood
* Share blood powerful connection. "Wherever you are i know where you are, whatever you are feeling i feel it too"
* One day your whole life will just feel like a dream, a lucid dream.
*Big no no to leave your feed behind (may get your heart literally ripped out)
* Speed read, or photographic memory
* Can veuns and the blood flowing through
2 the hunger
Reg learns to feed, needless to say it does not go well
*Vamps wont die from not feeding but some major inconvenience (s) will come of it
* As long as cover every part of the body, can apparently go in sun
*Vamps cant glamor other vamps
* Reginald has a 'superpower' according to mike and Maurice. (That super smart ir memory thing hes got)
Angela stops in on Maurice. So is she vamp queen region head or what?
* His fangs seem to have a mind of their own
'im a vampire not an asshole'
Ok one consequence not feeding... a finger fell off
Another when woke up in morn his eyes are black and red
Angela sends an invitation to Maurice
"Perfection is what keeps our nation safe. Hes an abomination...."
kilt guy is a vamp and wow �� reggie has one serious unique talent
3 hypnos
end of last ep Reginald glamors a vamp which theyre not supposed to be able to do.
Rescuing his sire. Find out he glamored the guy to make some sirt of breakfast
Has to do some assessment thing to be accepted . A booklet at least 100 pgs long, that he did not read before signing.
The other employee of the shake shack has figured things out between satah forgetting and their boss being like a pod person
A couple of angela's cronies on her orders follow reg on a date with sarah.
So do we ever get to see....
∆Logan the desegunator will be at assessment.
∆Nikki who brings death and destruction wherever she goes....
4
A little back story ...sorry flashback to Maurice in his fledging days. He fed on a cop. So they leave but before france...
"Portland overcast is our umbrella ☔"
To visit and see his mom one last time
And why he and Angela hate each other.
5 fools in love
Angela hires an infamous vampire assassin to aim at Reginald.
Mike Helps reg with his training
Maurice shows up at Reginald's place
Sarahs brother adds a soap opera subplot (for lack if a better term)
And sara abd teg have a date at a karaoke bar.
6 halfway to a three-way
Reggies training is taken over again by Maurice, and reg has a visual joke for us.
Angela tho mad is oddly calm about Reginald being alive. However she has her own way if dealing with it, and reggie still has to learn to read contracts before signing (at least the page you are signing)
Nikki is trying to win over Reginald
7 the last day of our aquaintence
Starts with nikki singing and looking for reg. Sarah looking for him, and reggie her but freaked out about night before.
So far we have seen at least 2 versions of same day I'm guessing well get sarahs too?
8 The odyssey
Reg leaves home to find legendary vampire Abraham whose power (also legendary) is able to turn a vampire back to human
A vampish spin on xmas carols ghost of past and present
Resurrection able went killed kane and res. Kane and a never ending loop. Able light kane dark.
How aberaham became an archangel vampire??????
"Politics will make you a monster"
9 no one dies for failing the SATs
Forgettable
10 thunderdome
Time for assessment
Some stupid tests that have (or so seem) nothing to do with being a vampire.
Finger trap of sorrow pass
Carrying a wasp nest from one podium to anither without being stug
The claw if impossibility and the stupidest of all. The claw game. Yes the one you win stuff animals and various toys from
3 f bombs in a matter of 5-10 minutes!!! Still when did one start to be ok on syfy channel!?!?
And Reginald is far more wiser than the ancient one
Some parts a bit corny cheese cant decide which and yes theres a dif. To me.
Vamps dont fly
Holy water no work
And can eat garlic
Urial one of seven (angel)
And we are your makers (of vamps)
To eradicate a grievous mistake we made
Deacon of Americas
Season 2
Day Shift
2022. R. Jamie foxx David franco = seth
Starts with California love. And a view of the park from lost boys, also a reseda sign (karate kid??)
Continue reading “Day Shift”Dayshift is a Thrillingly fun action packed summer movie I was able to sink my fangs into!
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Bullet Train
Just get off the train! Easy, right?
All aboard! This high-octane thrill ride from the director of DEADPOOL 2 pits Brad Pitt vs. Michael Shannon vs. Zazie Beetz vs. Aaron Taylor-Johnson vs…oh you get the idea. This bullet train is about to live up to its name as assassins from around the globe all cross paths on a 250 MPH shot from Tokyo to Kyoto – sounds like fun to us. Pair that with some pickle fries and a nice tasty beverage delivered to your seat for a ride you’ll hope never ends.
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