The Reef


2010       R      1:28   blu-ray

Five friends  out on a yacht on the Great Barrier Reef grow weary with a sinking capsized boat in shark infested water.

I think I’ve seen this before (but its been so long) or its a remake of some other shark movie. I wasn’t thrilled about this one though. here’s not enough of story.

The people especially the girls were so stupid thrashing around or well maybe not thrashing you swim silently not splashing but then maybe they missed shark week cause if you panic the shark will think you are an injured fish not to mention swimming INTO the bloody water surrounding your friend that was just attacked. First off that damn shark is coming back to eat the other half of your friend and   Predators smell fear….makes you tastier!

Shark 4…Humans 1

(in Jaws theme)  BORE-dom    Bore-dom     boredom    boredom     boredom….

Skip this and watch the Blake Lively in The Shallows…be sure if you have a blu-ray player  (esp. if you have 4k or 3d tv ad blu-ray to get that! a standard DVD just wont do the scenery justice.

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The Guest Book


Comedy Anthology  on TBS

The Guest Book has a revolving cast of characters as well as a sprinkling of main characters which make up the townspeople.

In the first episode I love how the guy is sitting up in the rafters writing in the book, but if I were him with how much his wife yells I’d get a divorce or a hit on her.

This is a different story every week and is supposed to be the tales the characters have written in the book.

The first episode a couple with a 1 year old who does nothing but cry  (apparently the kid takes after mom) and mama needs a break. So Hubby takes her away for rest whiloe the baby stays with the grandparents.

Oh the mother is also a freaking Diva.. she needs her humidifier or something so he goes out to get one an on his way back to her royal Bitchyness  stops at the local strip bar called Chubbies.

The show is charming and the ‘main’ characters of the town don’t really come off as the stars, though the owner of the strip club WOW!  is all I will say.

I’d recommend it. It’s half hour episodes are quick and bingeable. So get streaming

American Horror Story season 7:


SO you have

1- Murder House  (I keep calling it Hell House, maybe because of a book of short ghost stories I have)

2-  AsylumBinge worthy

3- Coven

4-Freak Show

5-Hotel

6-  Roanoake and now

7- CULT

american horror story season seven plot reveals a modern day tale with paulson and peters set to return

 

In the first week we get a whole lot of clowns dancing around the AHS logo for the season. I hear our favorite wide smiled  (and most horrifying) clown will be back Then other teasers show up in the following weeks.. Are there any clues in them?)   Clowns, and honey Combs  seem to be the main symbols and to me there are some parts that remind me of A Clockwork Orange.

When I first heard that it was based on the events around the 2016  Presidential Election I thought great it’s going to be another season I don’t like.  Watching the teasers, I’m not so sure; even if they are very bleak and show nothing really about the story. At least not until the trailer came out maybe a week or a few days before with coming attracting for the first episode of the season.

I think I’m going to call this the year of the clowns! First Trump is President, then Cult is announced with Clowns and Stephen King’s It gets a remake with a Skarsgard as Pennywise.

So far I think season 1 and Coven were the best, but I also liked Hotel as well. One was because of the mystery, the other actual ‘horror’ besides I’ve always liked witches and mom calls me one! Hotel was basically put, was Vampires in a way (which I have always been infatuated with since I was little!) Freak show I enjoyed as well. The AHS clown IS the reason to be afraid of them just by looks…frankly I think he’s scarier looking than pennywise! Then when he takes the mouth piece off looks like a rotting jack O’lantern.

The biggest horror of the show this year is the Trump masks. I swear I want to put his face in a tub of bleach. That is the WORST fake tan I’ve ever seen! All the money he’s got he should be able to find someone that actually has a clue. Or did he get his skin ‘stained’. Of course I am angered they have to use the stupid election as a story base. as if his b.s. speeches do not interrupt my shows, as if they are so important (most of the time it could have waited to just be highlighted in the news. Stop tweeting about him, stop giving him the attention, he does not deserve it. Its just so he can make more money on his real estate etc ventures. I’m sick of hearing people say this… You don’t have to completely delete your accounts, just stop following that person remove the mobile notifications. Half the people that have tweeted about him since (and seemed only that I have unfollowed.)

As for the ‘Bingeworthy’ award… for me that excludes Asylum which I kept falling asleep while it was on! And I was so disappointed with Roanoke at reveal and after the season ended.

I do and don’t like the season so far but then I have only watched 2 episodes. I’m not digging that it takes place basically in current time, but the Freakish clowns I am digging! Turn out the lights and watch. I do think the ‘Cult’ has something to do with the clowns or maybe the blue haired character played by Evan Peters.  I am getting a kick out of Billie Lourde  who plays Winter and reminds me of what Wednesday from the Addams Family may be today. (The all black, especially that outfit in episode 2)  Only her hair is a grey/white color. She is quite creepy I will say that. Aside from her I don’t care much if at all for any of the other characters. I think she would be the only one I would actually miss (like I do Scream Queens and Scream series on Mtv)

Posting early and leaving room for improvement in my view. What are your thoughts on the ‘CULT’  season? Which was your favorite season?

ryan-murphy tackles trump’s america in daring american horror story cult

Arbor Demon


2016      Kevin J Ryan Fiona Dourif, Jake Busey1:30       Horror Thriller

had no idea this movie existed. I was actually looking to watch IT FOLLOWS on my Steam dor app.

When the movie came on, I see a familiar Face, that of Kevin J Ryan (Maguire on Copper) so I said hey why not watch.

A rocker goes camping with his wife before he goes on tour for six months. They camp out in the territory of an old legend. Not sure about the title as the ‘Arbor demon’ reminds me more of wood nymphs or is it Nyads (spirits of the trees) until they are revealed you think its a werewolf or some bigfoot creature stalking the people in the area.

I was a bit disappointed at the end, though the suspense was pretty good

Arbor Demon info on IMDB

News 15 -Time to Fall back onTV


American Assassin open TODAY starring  Michael Keaton, Dylan O’Brien & Taylor Kitsch

looks worth it to see in the theater.

OH WOW! Tom Welling seems to have siged on as a series Regular on Lucifer

Avenged Sevenfold covers the Beachboys   Never thought I’d see those 2 names in the same sentence!

By Killing [SPOILER], Game of Thrones Just Broke With the Books for Good

Tormund- & The Hound singing on game of thrones set

dancing-with-the-stars-season-25-pros Wooo Hoo Nick Lachey is going to be on it as a star! Oh & I can Hate watch One of  WWE’s Bella twins. (#Hopesheseliminated1st) and Yeah Mark Ballas is back, i missed him,

avengers-infinity-war-winter-soldier-bucky-sebastian-stan

The TV Reboots and Remakes keep coming
Now The 60s cartoon the Jetsons will be a LOVE-action reboot with Ty Burrell as George (bad casting) Christina Hendricks as as Jane, Dove Cameron as Judy  Elroy will be played by brothers Cameron and Nicholas Crovetti and Rosie the Robot… Fran Drescher.
The TOughest Game of Thrones Quiz in all the seven kingdoms

Summer Camp


2016    R   1:24    Horror,Infections

 

Darren, Michelle, Will and Christy getting jobs as counselors at a summer camp…in Spain. Their adventure comes to an end when one by one they succumb to some rage inducing virus.

Honestly this one is simple math, Friday the 13 minus the traditional camp grounds + 28 Days later x Cabin Fever.  We don’t find out til most of the way to the end what it is that is causing the virus, which should really be called a bad trip. I do like the allergy metaphor of it of how they originally think  it spread. It’s a toss up, I got through it has soe amusing moment but wasn’t happy with part of the beginning at the ‘Petting Farm.

 

Semi-remember-able

Robert


2015   Not Rated  1:35

Robert is a haunted doll. The movie is based on the tragic Real Life events which befalls a family after the son received the doll as a gift. Wherever Robert goes, he leaves a path of destruction and death.

I’ve seen the real doll on Ghost Adventurers or one of their spin-off shows. Robert is the most haunted doll in the world,However in the movie of course they didn’t make a replica of what it really looked like, but this one looks to me like a ventriloquist’s dummy. The Real Robert is a much cuter design so i guess that is one reason they didn’t use the original design but don’t people ever think that what is cute and adorable can have a darkness hidden away? I think that is far more scarier.

Stick to the Annabell movies (yet another doll which is not portrayed right, however with this one I can understand as it is or once was a popular type of doll call Raggedy Ann and would likely need permissions and so on. )

This movie was not so memorable. I think i can only remember one death and just that you should not insult the doll.