Deadpool 2


Before seeing the movie I heard it was a ‘spoof’ of the MCU but that was not quite right. If it were a spoof it would be like those stupid horror comedy’s Like “Scream because I know what you did last summer in the hood”  It just pulls some verbal punches on DC and some Marvel Characters, one in which I THANK AND LOVE whoever put the “It’s so dark, are you sure your not from the DC Universe?” line. It makes fun of many comic characters (or brand as previously said of DC, as well as some MCU mentions. At the moment I can remember 3 references to certain Avengers and friends, but I don’t recall any of DC other than one “I’m Batman” reference…

I found a link of ‘The weirdest Deadpool Marketing moments” and see the Merc with a mouth break the fourth wall yet again this time with a “Thanos demands your silence type of letter”

This along with videos (one of which was as Bob Ross  which was shown during the pre-movie Clip show) and magazine covers. Which can b found in the link of the same name below

Deadpool 2 promo

So we made what they had of a clip show which  was a lot of the “Gordo’s Chimichangas’ commercials  and Deadpool as Painter Bob Ross

Previews  … UPGRADE  June 1  Action Point June 1  Sorry to Bother You July   The Predator Sept 14,

and Chewbacca gives us the PSA of no talking texts etc.  onto the review…

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Lost After Dark


See the source image2015             NR     1:25

Robert Patrick,  Sarah Fisher, Justin Kelly, Jesse Camacho, Eve Harlow, Kendra Leigh Timmins

 

You thought the 80s were dead, right?

Not in this slasher homage, whose opening scene which takes place in the 70s.  I’d compare (which I hate doing)  to a Texas Chainsaw Massacre style. Then we come to what is supposed to be the present day but it’s 1984 and Oh My GODs! The CRIMPED hair.  I would say they did a good job on the 80s fashions. I almost thought they raided some time traveling Closets (the Tardis anyone?)

Its some school dance and a goody-good is planning to go out with her friend, or is that friends? At the dance the Vice Principal, none other than Terminator 2 and Scorpion’s Robert Patrick keeps an eye on the kids, or so tries.

Goody girl and her group of friends get on a school bus and take off. Yeah, school buses in my day could be party buses or at least when there was no aide on the bus to keep us in line. So the bus runs out of gas and we all know that spells doom in any horror movie, and so are stalked by a killer.

Honestly I thought it was going to be predictable, but this slasher flick doesn’t play by the rules! One of the two girls that should have been a ”final’ girl” by the rules of horror movies.  Definitely a surprise or 2 in order of killings as well as cliches.

I would say it is modeled in a Texas Chainsaw style after seeing the full movie, but still fresh in a way. There’s even a spot where the film looks like it burned in the projector.

 

 

Uncharted


See the source image2009     1:30    Horror    * No one special

Off the Gulf of Mexico, a documentary crew’s private plane crashes on a remote island. The crew is there to try to film some rare animal.  The crew captures the carnage as some of the crew goes missing, it is found months later.

Paradise my ass, not so unless you are a rock diver.

I saw one of the creatures, it looked like someone dressed in animal skins and BAD ones too.

This was such a shit show of bad acting and a bore of a storyline for Tuesdays Trash, that this is all that was worth mentioning about it.

Basically, its just people dressed as animals that are cannibals NOT animals.

 

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Maze Runner Scorch Trials ~ Death Cure


Dylan O’Brian,Ki Hong Lee ,Kaya Scodelario ,Thomas Brodie-Sangster ,Dexter Darden ,Will Poulter ,Jacob Lofland ,Rosa SalazarGiancarlo Esposito ,Patricia Clarkson ,Aidan Gillen ,Barry Pepper ,Nathalie Emmanuel ,Katherine McNamara ,Walton Goggins

Maze Runner

Sci-fi, Thriller, Mystery   1:53

I’m going to have to re-watch the first one, as I thought I had posted a review for it, but it came out the same year I started this blog.

I can tell you I remember the lush green glade, and those things in the maze as well as a scene after.

I’ll post whenever I catch it again.

 

 

 

 

My original Maze Runner Scorch Trials review

2015 PG-13  2:12

So this was my 2nd time watching because it was so long ago that I saw the movie and the Death Cure came out (getting to that in a bit)See the source image

I don’t remember hearing or seeing anything about solar flares while watching it the 2nd time. They are taken to what is supposed to be a way station, where some never leave. There’s  also some things in cylindrical tanks that remind me of a nautilus.

There’s some zombie like people but movie too fast to be zombies, but I have yet to hear what the virus in this is called. Its sort of seems like the rage virus of 28 days later.

The group is looking for (i think it was) the Red hand (some rebellion sounding name)

There’s nothing really in it that is memorable like the maze and ‘glade’ of the first movie. All I remember is that guy that plays little finger from Game of Thrones. Does he play an ass in everything he’s in? (Not sure if you’d call him that in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword  but maybe more a ‘donkey’ ass  (a minor side version compared to his character in this, and as for his GOT character he’s a manipulative one so that would be the in-between version of these two)

The only thing really memorable to me (right now) is that the person who found a way to delay the ‘virus’ well let’s just say it kills a bit of hope for a possible cure.  I Haven’t read the books, but I’d hope there’s something better in this book than the movie, which as I said in the first review seemed like filler. The only semi-memorable part was the storm coming in, but then again was watching this while we were having a rainstorm which was thunder and lightning, but now way as spooky and as scary as this one.But I do love when something I’m watching and life sort of coincide.

 

Death Cure

2018  2;22

Soo much better than that sophomore slump in the scorch.

They’ve got one last chance to find a cure for the ‘flare’ pandemic. They call those without immunity to it cranks (yeah I guess they do look like drug addicts in a way)

Thomas employs a daring strategy in the face-off against Wckd (Wicked) the organization doing the experiments for a cure.

Meanwhile, Brenda is still doing well on that concoction made from Thomas’ blood, no side effects and so far has not needed a booster.

I think this has plenty of elements to interest all genre fans.

For fans of the first movie, there’s a surprise appearance, that even I was surprised as once I saw I remembered what happened to them in one of the previous movies.

I very much enjoyed one ‘stunt’ toward the end of the movie. I’ll just say Bus + Giant Crane = awesome!

 

 

 

 

 

Amusement


20o7 R  1:25  Horror  Jessica Lucas, Katheryn Winnick

I thought this was going to be some sort of demented amusement park or funhouse because of the title. 

Winnick plays Tabitha who is in a (near)O catatonic state while being interrogated by the police psychiatrist as to why she and her two childhood friends are being hunted by a serial killer.

Tragic secrets from their past are just dying to come out. Not to mention, this is the crap that happens when you don’t tell someone about that creepy kid, and his cruel ‘art’ for the science fair… its more along the lines of an express ticket to a padded cell (and the 10th level of hell I’ve created for people like this.) We see a few stories concerning the girls first, which lead up to the last. It’s almost like an anthology only its one whole movie with a little backstory.

Through the years the girls forget about the creep but apparently, he never does, making them his rats.

If you are in the mood for some dark horror *and maybe you could say morbid humor) then this is for you. I would make this part of a Halloween movie marathon as there’s a trick but its no avengers type treat.

 

 

 

 

HellRaiser:Judgement


Hell Raiser JudgementSee the source image

2018 NR 1:21  Blu Ray

for some reason, Pinhead isn’t that white-grey color he should be. David and Sean Carter are detective brothers on the case of some serial killer. Detective Christine Edgerton comes in on the case to help and keep an eye on them. When Sean gets a lead he goes off on his own to the address left on a criminal’s laptop. Sean falls into the rabbit hole.

I hope this is the last one, because the last few that have been made are just not the quality of a good bad movie. I mean at least make it a bit campy if it’s going to be this bad. I have no idea how these are still being made (maybe to just humor those of us that are a fan of the franchise) but you are RUINING the franchise making them. They lack the elements from the earlier movies (at least the first 3)

The twist was not surprising, nor who.

F

The Belko Experiment


action/horror/Thriller   2017   R  1;28  Blu-ray

John Galagher Jr., Sean Gunn,Michael Rooker, Tony Goldwyn, Adria Arjona, John C. McGinley, Owain Yeoman, more

50 or so American co-workers are getting into work, some for some reason are turned away. Locked up in their company’s HQ in Bogota, Columbia they are ordered over the intercom to kill each other or be killed. Some are afraid, others think its a prank but there is one worker that is a bit restless.

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