The Wolf and the Lion

A young lady 's grandpa(?) Passes away inherits  the land ...her own island!!!  Her pa had a wild lady friend, a beautiful white she wolf which brings her cub into the house!
The girl also literally catches a lion cub that fell out of a tree after its flight crashed.

The Main Event

2020 Nx 1:43 wrestling miz,

Opens with the kid beating the miz In a dream.
The kid runs into a beautiful house ‘estate sale’ and hides in a room. Which has boxing and wrestling memorabilia. The guy working it lets him have a lucha mask he found that stinks really bad.

Trying to figure out who plays ‘grandma’ (denise) love that outfit of hers when he gets home. Wish I had a cool grams like that.

The guy that plays the dad….yawn

The smell is getting worse so the kid says and puts the mask on can do flips and is strong. Looks for who owner used to be. Mask desires who’s worth and hasn’t been seen for 50 years

Wwe is in town and they are looking for next nxt star. Chooses kid chaos as wrestling name. Samson is now general something
otis, Keith lee as smooth operator I recognize one of the Girls that used to be in.In this ages lights out leslie
Lmao barrel toss

Uh oh…grams waiting for him

Fun family movie even more if you watch wrestling.
Round of 8 faces votes who is stink face in this.And does his caterpillar move

Lol what if kid chaos is just Kevin hart researching a role.
Switcharoo
Yes! Corey graves and Renee

Yeah kofi!!!

Sheamus ref!!!!!

Stick around for the begin creds

Tremors: Shrieker Island

Nx        2020        pg13 1:42. John herder Michael goss

At an island nature preserve. Anita is running through the jungle Is it raining because 1 of them is after him or to alert someone one is on the way Oh I think ones gonna get this guy in the woods taking a piss…where is he a shed or shelter omg Michael Goss has not aged well since last one I saw I think that was the snowy one Ah so there’s shriekers. Graboids and ass blasters so are these the stages of the creature or variations? I hope this is the last, one ever. Talk about franchises that have gone too long with out their welcome and irrelevant. Sad end

the dig

Pg13 1:50 based on a true story Ralph finnes, lily Carey Milligan, Ben Chapman

NOT what  I thought it was going to be

 England In the 1940s just before the war. There’s possible Viking mounds on Mrs pretty’s (??) property and she hires Excavator basil brown to dig the mounds.

She doesn’t really want too just sit around but she goes to check on the work and just when he finishes telling the woman it’s dangerous, he goes in the path he made and strikes the dirt with his shovel and cave in.

The museum comes in to finish the job and claims the discovery, so brown leaves. Mrs pretty is in poor health and after I swear I saw Brown covering the find to preserve it as its too fragile to move, there’s a scene where she and her son have a picnic in it. So was that other clip placed in the wrong spot???

Basil Brown Was not originally credited but now alongside Edith Pretty has now been recognized.

based on true events

Grave Halloween

Syfy   (on demand)     2015

Girl hearing voices in a forest then sees a woman hang herself

Students making a documentary about Miko looking for her birth mother in Suicide Forest ,

Amber the blonde, Kyle is replacing skylar, Terry carrying Mic all traipse into the Forest or as its called  ‘sea of trees aka suicide forest’

Weird looking van but then I think they are supposed to be in japan. Wonder if this is syfys version of the movie with…Natalie dormer (The Tudors actor that played Anne bolyn)

They come across the ‘cleaners’ of the forest a couple of cops which tell them to leave. Then a man that is suppose to know it well. They ask him to show them to the tree in a  photo they have. people mark way to get out.

Miko has to do a the Segacki ceremony which is supposed to help the sprit on to after world and not become Yurai – the restless souls of the suicide victims that are like angry ghosts. And hopefully not have to do a Yakuharai which is like an exorcism (Sorry for any mis-spellings)

The 3 amigos who prank our film crew. Get lost one of them Find a bloody boot of their friend.

 I guess fo a syfy .channel movie it was ok.for.the horror part though the make-up of the suicides Ghosts .were not very good.

Elvira haunted hills

2002. PG13. 1:30

Elvira(Cassandra Peterson) is traveling to Paris for a performance and accompanied by her servant zou ziu (mary jo smith).

The 2 women stop to spend the night at the creepy castle of Lord Vladimir Helsubus (Richard O’Brien), a man plagued by a terrible curse. It seems that the spirit of Vladimir’s 1st wife looms large over the estate and Vladimir’s second wife is none too happy about her lingering presence.

I’d say its Sort of a Dracula spoof with maybe another couple elements of others thrown in.

Of course with Elvira movies unless you are unfamiliar, you know what you are gonna get…Cheesy campy boobsploitation and some meta type moments.

sHe always reminded me of morticia Addams in a way just with big hair and boobs.

This is a fun movie to watch but not for the kiddies.

El Cucuy

2018   1:34   not Rated

The Cucuy is a Mexican folklore story parents tell their kids to make them behave. It is the Mexican boogeyman.

Kids have been going missing in a neighborhood, same time a new guy moves in next door to our protagonist family. Is he the cause or just the red herring?

When Emilia is bullied at school, her older sis Sofia sticks up for her and gets in trouble. She is sentenced to house arrest and starts using a telescope to watch the neighborhood. She suspects the new neighbor next door is the reason for the missing kids.

Extra ordinary

2019. R. 1:34. Br. Dark comedy English or irish

“Putting the normal in paranormal”

Rose is a Sweet and lonely small town driving instructor Her father was a paranormal researcher and she used to help him with her skills as a medium.

Martin’s wife Bonnie is a very active ghost helping with reminders but driving her daughter and Martin crazy

Christian winter is a washed up one hit wonder who’s doing dark magic to get that groove back. He does a spell To find a virgin. he needs for a sacrifice to reignite his fame Tragic magic

Never touch/wake the floating person or they explode

If you like Brit humor then you may like this, I guess this isn’t my kind of brit humor. For me so-so it was a silly stupid movie, though I remember enough of it. Maybe I’m not sure how to take it.

The Wish Dragon

2021 NEtflix PG Mild action & ‘rude’ humor Animated 1;42 Family

Din is longing for his childhood friend to try to reconnect with her. Her father, a businessman moved away with her about 10 years ago when she was still a child. Now, successful, her father is never around and she’s on a billboard advertisement. Din visits this billboard often

Din, while making a delivery, ends up with a jade tea pot containing the wish dragon. Basically its the Genie in the lamp sort of story. Many centuries ago someone did something so bad, instead of a heaven or hell they are punished by eternal servitude of granting wishes.

I just want to know why the CG dragon looks more like cotton candy woven into a plush toy, and not a “DRAGON” even a non menacing one, but with scales.

Its a cute movie, and morals and all that but I feel it lacks something I just can’t seem to nail what it is.

i’m surprised this was a Netflix movie and not Disney

Via Netflix instagram collage by me on pic collage

The Devil Below

Netflix. 1:22

after a mining ‘accident’ The town of Shookum hills “disappeared”

A group of scientists goes to Investigate, one’s Research says its Not a mine but supposed to be a well to hell, and there’s Some creature in the mine

The group finds the area surrounded with an electric fence, for which there seems no reason. They smell sulfur around pit area , When they were in a safe house I noticed there’s drawings of what the creatures look like, one of a scout and something else. You barely get to see the creatures and when u do the scene is in a haze but from what I saw reminds me of the demons from that 80s movie The Gate in a way, or maybe lamprey at least the mouth and stock of maybe a golum

ok I do remember a few things from it. Was an easy watch

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