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Updated TELLY TALK  page with FALL Premier schedule

Ready Player one Contest!  READ THE BOOK TO FIND IT the start! It’s a game

Deadpool 2 News… JOSH BROLIN To PLAY CABEL   & Here’s Domino

Did you miss this GOT Cameo?

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Every Marvel movie to 2020

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Netflix Castlevania

Kiss Frontmen honor vets 

‘Smallville’ star Tom Welling breaks silence on series finale suit-up

Abandoned monster designs  Hollywood doesn’t want you to see

CHannel Zero (season 2)  No End House 

Game of Thrones season 7 sets record for setting people on fire

GOT Fan Theory   (Possibly a Spoiler not sure if in the books or not)

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Westworld season 2 news

The 20 Best Horror Movies On Netflix Right Now, Ranked

Liam Hemsworth Posted An Adorable Picture Of Big Brother Chris For His Birthday

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90s Nostalgia   Nick Lachey’s 98 Degrees Nostalgia & Meme Of Himself

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The 100 Greatest Movies of the Nineties

50 Best Movies You’ve Never Seen

Finn Cole To Star In ‘Slaughterhouse Rulez’ From Simon Pegg & Nick Frost’s Stolen Picture; Michael Sheen, Asa Butterfield Also Cast

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2009  R  1:37  ? Rom  com?  Drama  AShton Kutcher, Sebastian Stan, Margarita Leviva & Anne Hecht

Nikki (Kutcher) is a womanizer of older well off women who he targets to use for anything for some sexual favors. When he meets waitress Heather the player gets played as she knows all his tricks and uses them on him but he doesn’t seem to realize it until he moves ‘her’ car.

At first its a whole lot of the same thing then a bit of a switch bu the characters are one dimensional, uninteresting clods er Sluts (heck technically hookers) That’s only watching for an hour and 8 minutes. Have to fast forward ahead, though I was surprised to see Eric Balfour in a scene.

I’d say skip it its a waste of time and feels longer than the hour and a half it is. It’s like slow torture watching paint dry (actually THAT might be more entertaining!)

xXx: Return of Xander Cage


2017  PG-13  blu-ray  1:47 Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Nina Dobrev, Donnie Yen, Toni Collette

                                         Kris Wu  Ruby Rose  Deepika Padukone

I like the opening ‘space’ scene and the bit in the Chinese restaurant with Gibbons trying to recruit some guy (at the end of the movie shows he’s some soccer star) but showed a ‘stats’ card that said he thought he was being recruited by the Avengers.

Now there’s a cool stunt.. ‘flipping off bullets’ onto a bike might beat Winter Soldier’s grabbing the bike out from under the rider..  but I’m not really sure on that. I’ll go with a tie. Now wait… skiing …without snow… in a forest…I mean I know they ‘snowboard’ on sand dunes but with all the rocks etc that would be in a forest would that even work? I’m going to just chalk this one up to Hollywood imagery.

Now THIS was freaking cool he goes from BMX dirt bike to a …errr… SKI Bike!!! or do we call it a surf bike WTF should that be called! but whatever I’d LOVE to try it!

Oh Forget Xander can we get a spin-off of the Green haired sniper?  (for some reason she reminds me of that 90s Aeon Flux cartoon)

What should be the meaty part of the movie, with not only story with a minor and a major stunt and action work …ends up a disappointment.

Just as said… gridlocked traffic (lol) ok so maybe they saved some budget that would have been used for at least a fight in act 2, for Xander going fast and furious!  Ugh the corny ass chick pose shooting, really I thought we were past that  Charlies Angels crap!!! (where’s the feminists bitching about that?!!?!?!)

‘The Mouth Problem’  (not gonna ruin that) and we get a surprise I didn’t expect to show! WOW for once something in an action movie is actually kept on the DL  although I do say they do show too many stunts etc in the trailers, and with this one not having as much as I remember in the original (though I could be wrong.. I haven’t re-watched that in years)

I will say one way the original is better than this one… the sound track! The original one had a 2 -in-one a disk for the rockers and one for the hip hop/rap fans. 

I can’t even find an actual soundtrack.. just ‘Music from the motion picture’ which from reading the titles is actually the score (being it’s not music made by different artists and bands)

I thought it was going to be total crap like certain other reboots that have happened but it wasn’t too bad, I might even consider putting it in my library with the original

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Resident Evil: The Final Chapter


2017   R  1:46  Mila Jovovich, Shawn Roberts,Eion Mackin, Ali Larter

 

Alive returns  to Raccoon city to fight against some of Unmbrella’s  new mutant monstrosities to be unleashed on the last of the human population.

“The End…..the end to my story”- Alice

so what this isn’t the actual end of the franchise, just Mila Jovovich? Will you see it without her, or would it just depend on who the new ‘alice’  oops sorry/.. lead is?

Oh crap was that a dragon? or a Turok……(Avatar creatur rip off)?

So the Capital building Looks rotted like a zombie Oh and then they copy off of walking dead with the HEAD-quarium, a bit of Star Trek’s Khan fight on the moving vehicle gods is anything original in this and not a knock-off/Nod to something else?

Erebus?? wait wasn’t that the vampire Bible in blade? Oh maybe they said Cerebus.. the 3 headed dog or something like that from Greek mythology right? So I’m waiting for it… and a mass of doberman’s….dead’mans (or I think they are) come out I was waiting even after this for some 3 headed or more dog! but end up disappointed.

I can tell you one thing I’ve always liked about the series… the monster or 2 of the movie!  They have had some freakish things that i commend the demented mind of whoever the creator(s) were for those monsters. The one in this is kinda creepy and scary at a certain angle otherwise it was laughable to me.

The ‘big scary’ as far as this point goes kinda reminds me of ‘Pumpkinhead’ (now that is a remake I’d like to see just don’t screw with the look of Pumpkinhead)  i just can’t tell ya who’s ‘prettier’

Well look at that Maiden Mother and Crone or as what’s his name (he’s in game of thrones as well)  The trinity of Bitches (yes I do allow that, its in the dictionary) as he put it

I think a question mark should be after the ‘Final Chapter’  but recently saw in entertainment weekly they have I think 6 more movies approved

Glad I didn’t see this in the theater would have been a waste of money.  Basically 2016-2017 reboots have failed it seems.  I will say I think Underworld bloodwars was more interesting to watch than this.

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News 12 ‘gust


My apologies I’ve been at my aunts for a couple weeks so this is a little long and I may still have a mix of older news

to go through

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Chester Bennington’s Widow Opens up about his suicide

We’ll never have a ‘Good’ bad movie again

Will Captain America Lift Thor’s Hammer In Avengers: Infinity War?

comicbook.com – When we next see Earth’s mightiest heroes in Avengers: Infinity War, the Avengers, Spider-Man, Black Panther, and the Guardians of the Galaxy will come together to stand against the biggest threat …

DETROIT Review: Torture Studies In Black & White

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August’s Game Releases

  • Tuesday 8 August: Ark: Survival Evolved (PS4, Xbox One, PC) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 15 August: Agents of Mayhem (PC, PS4, Xbox One) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 15 August: Sonic Mania (PC, PS4, Switch, Xbox One) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 22 August: The Escapists 2 (PC, PS4, Xbox One) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 22 August: Uncharted: The Lost Legacy (PS4) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 22 August: Guardians of the Galaxy — The Telltale Series: Episode 3 (PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, iOS) (trailer)
  • Friday 25 August: Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Legacy (PC, PS4, Xbox One) (trailer)
  • Friday 25 August: F1 2017 (PS4, Xbox One, PC) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Warriors All-Stars (PC, PS4) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle (Switch) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Destiny 2 Open Beta (PC) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Sparc (PSVR) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Absolver (PC, PS4) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Yakuza Kiwami (PS4) (trailer)
  • Tuesday 29 August: Everybody’s Golf (PS4) (trailer)
  • Thursday 31 August: Life is Strange: Before the Storm (PC, PS4, Xbox One) (trailer)
  • Thursday 31 August: Resident Evil Revelations (PS4, Xbox One) (trailer)
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Logan Lucky review
Steven Soderbergh is back from his short-lived retirement with this deep south heist caper about two dim-witted brothers (Channing Tatum and Adam Driver) who rob Nascar’s vaults on race day.
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Henry Cavill’s M:I moustache removed for Justice League
Justice League’s much-documented reshoots are currently underway. One small hurdle: Henry Cavill’s been shooting his scenes as clean-cut Kal-El with his Mission: Impossible 6 facial-fuzz. We can’t wait to see the outtakes.
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Underworld: Blood Wars


2017   R 1:31  Kate Beckinsale Theo James Bradley James Charles Dance

 

So the what is this 5th movie in the franchise? Did I miss one? Oh no it was that 3rd movie that was a ‘base tart ized’  prequel.  (sorry I do try to keep things at PG or PG-13 but its fun to be creative in how to ‘curse’ and  yet adhere to my rules and anything I need to follow of wordpress guidelines.

So Slene is now an outcast and hunted by both factions (the lycans by her own vampires including her own clan), Selene and new friend David (Theo James) take on Marius (wasn’t he in one of the previous movies??) the new lycan leader and a scheming traitorus female vampire leader.

Selene has no idea where her daughter is for the child’s protection (and maybe even her own)

Now I’ve heard of white parties, I guess this is the vampire version though I think it needs a touch of red.. maybe the host should wear that. I mean those dank dark halls of the vampire palaces… oh I get the black.. its a ‘bat’ party like the white elephant in the room!  (Just my goofy interpretation….)

There’s some fight they end up in water (I think it was a fountain or a pond inside) that was cool coming up out of it then there’s a the fight on ice! (if only I could remember the when I went to the) ice Capades … this might have actually been better than that!

Love James Theo’s vampire eye color…definitely an improvement but then I do say “Fangs make the man”

The movie was ok but it doesn’t feel like there’s anything important on the line.No heart in the fight even after the revel from Marius (has to do with Scott Speedman’s character)

 

a C or D for some cool parts yet disappointing….

 

(also… Crayola needs to make a ‘vampire Blue eyes’  color!

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