Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead men tell no tales


2017  Pg13 Action Fantasy      Johnny Depp  Paul McCartney  Geoffrey Rush Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites

Captain Jack is down on his luck and finds more Ill will when Salazar and his Ghostly Ship come looking for Jack. This time we are on a search to “The Devil’s Triangle” (which I guess is just another name for the Bermuda triangle) to find the legendary trident of Greek god Poseidon, for which it gives full control over the seas to whoever possesses it. So a visit to Atlantis should be in store; it makes you wonder if we’ll see Aquaman? (sorry I couldn’t help the sarcasm). Jack, Salazar and Will Turner’s son plan’s to break his father’s curse with it.

 

The execution square scene has a few laughs (but haven’t we been here before, in one or 2 of the previous movies?)  I still think the ship has sailed on this franchise. The movie doesn’t have the charm and magic the first 2 movies did. Forget about pirates… VIKINGS are in!

 

For those that are watchers of Sharknado… and Game of Thrones this has 3  zombie sharks, each looks more zombie-like than the last. I guess I’m trying to say they are in varying forms of decay.

Orlando Bloom and Keira knightly make cameos  and I feel without them in most of the movie, that maybe that is one reason it lacked charm.

There’s an Easter Egg at the end credits.

 

District 9 News


Updated the Telly Talk  page with the upcoming summer premier dates I found out about
Updated the Animal Kingdom post

which Now includes season 2  information, vids and my review as the season goes by.)

http://www.gamesradar.com/thor-ragnarok-news/

I saw this and was just cracking up!

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FEAR THE WALKING DEAD

So did you watch the first episode of this season (what is it season 3?)  Were you actually upset At the events that happened? (Sorry don’t want to ruin it if you haven’t seen it and actually care) Just have a tissue ready…maybe… unlike with the Walking Dead characters, which depending on who… I do get upset over.  Fear for some reason just makes me want to cheer when one of the main characters die. Though maybe because to me it seems like none of the characters ever evolve except for Nick… maybe  for me it’s just don’t mess with Nick.

thrilling reads for summer-2017

tales-crypt-complete-series-set-coming-june   I’m still searching to find out when the new series will come out (if it hasn’t already)

Paul McCartney Pirates of the Caribbean Role

 jeepers creepers 3 finally done filming

Submitted For Your approval…

I’m having a contest! Submit your Separated birth images you’d like me to use, or just let me know the 2 names (and the show/movie they’ve been in. The actors do not have to be living to do so (as Mr. Fox here passed on in 2016) They can be old or young so long as they look like they could be closely related or actual twins.

American Horror Story…. ELECTION    mmm I might not be watching this year. Last year was a dud for me and with all the previous Election B.S. and the big  P.O.S. in office I just might skip this season altogether!

HBO Execs Finally Explained The Game Of Thrones Prequel News

Marvel Just Cast Tom Hardy as ‘VENOM’! – Bloody Disgusting!

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and If you are having a bad day! Or a Pet Owner… I thought this was (although bad) I do like the effort its cute and sweet and honestly I want to go and rescue them all after this ad! Which I am including here for the ENTERTAINMENT value of it as well as the effort!

Universal’s ‘DARK UNIVERSE’

sooner or later forget the feminism… it’ll turn into manism…  Fems want equal treatment, pay etc… then this

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Walking Dead Whisperers? 

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Originally I have a prank from Avenged Sevenfold here (In short johnny Crist pranked Syn making him think the crowd was hearing his background vocals as a chipmunk when it was only the guys in the band that could.)

but this was funnier

 

 

N.E.W.s 4


Power Rangers Will Feature Cameos From Two Original Cast Members

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Game of thrones season 7 will premier on July 16!!  (WHY! If winter is over why not start in april or may? it’s been almost a whole year since we watched

Russo Brothers Share New Cryptic Photo Avengers: Infinity War
Five Movies And TV Shows Connected To The Walking Dead Universe

Suicide Squad Wins An Academy Award For Best Makeup & Hair styling  (seriously? a bunch of white face for Harley and Joker  talk about Oscars so white!! LMAO! Maybe because all the other movies were all CG make-up and this is the only one with practical make-up. If it were a TV show I would seriously be making more noise about it as Vikings is WAY better with the braided hair styles and dirt and blood make up

  Internet reacts… (#9 gave me a laugh)

Warner Bros. Looking Into More Matrix Movies

Star Trek: Discovery Casts Harry Potter Alum As Ship’s Captain

 

Is Chris Evans Done With Captain America After Avengers: Infinity War?

TRON Reboot Eyeing Jared Leto for Lead

‘American Gods’: Starz Sets Premiere Date, Gives First Look At New Fantasy Series

6 Of Bill Paxton’s Most Memorable Roles