You may need to read on the web as I wrote this with the classic editor
winners are underlined
Zero hour
Lee Johnson & Blake Christian vs. Hologram and Komander
Thank goodness they didn’t lose to what to me are no names. What is ROH officially? Was this around before AEW? Looked it up.. yes it was around before AEW and per search Tony Khan, the owner of AEW, has acquired Ring of Honor (ROH), including its extensive video library, brand assets, intellectual property, and production equipment. He plans to air ROH as its own brand
Shane Taylor promotions vs Undisputed kingdom‘s Cole, Strong & O’Reily and the TNT champ Daniel Garcia
(c) Chris Jericho vs Gravity ROH World Championship
Not surprising, The Idiot tree as I call him and his apples attack Gravity off the start and with a bat too. (Had to run to bathroom so I don’t think there was much if any match.) Bandito came to his brother’s aid and their mother and sister was assisted by Aubrey to the ring. Not sure if there was a disqualification call or not either.
Orange Cassidy, Big Boom! A.J. and Mark Briscoe vs Johnny Tv & MxM Collection accompanied by
The Rizzler comes out dressed as a Mini Me of Orange Cassidy to who uses the kid’s head as an elbow rest. LOL I;m not thrilled about ‘Big’ Justice and the online ‘circus’ being part of this.
after the match Lance archer and Brian Cage show up and Powerhouse Hobbs comes to the rescue and more of a circus Adam Devine (s?) and someone else from the Righteous Gemstones. (I don’t think Announcer Taz is too thrilled either, definitely not of their music.)
people from Online in my POV are not celebrities, because they are likely NOT a household name. Movie, TV and for some reason some people like the Kardashians, I’m still trying to figure out HOW became Celebrities aside from being married to Bruce Jenner who became Catlyn and the Kardashian girls being his stepdaughters.
Revolution
MJF vs Hangman Adam PageJust saw Ken Jeong in the front row. I’m not making any comments to this other than Hangman’s ring pants looks like little flames flying off it. unlike actually flames like on a car or clothes the effect of it looks like embers burning. (c) Mercedes Mone vs Momo Wantanabe for TBS ChampionshipGood gods PLEASE let MoMo win! Couldn’t stander as Sasha banks in WWE and can’t stand her using her own name (Yes its really Mercedes). She’s a one hit wonder that can’t come up with a new schtick. Swerve Strickland vs Ricochetfor #1 contender to AEW Championship Some drummer starts his intro and we are led into the Prince Nana dance (which I find myself doing out of no where on occassion) and Swerve I’m not sure what to think… He came out in a vest I swear he stole from Kraven the manhunter but at the same time he looks like MR. T with the hair. And the crowd cheers what sounds like “You Are …..(enter F bomb here) Prince Na na disappears in back comes back later with his robe, but Ricochet’s logo is on the back, and he steals the robe back. Now a tug of war with the robe Ricochet has gotten quite a few falls on Swerve, but its his house and he keeps kicking out and we have SWERVED to the #1 contender! AND Rescued the Nana’s Embassy robe Continental Championship Brody King vs Champion Kazuchika Okada
Oh Brody king is from Van Nyes (sp?) CAlifornia. I liked (and miss) The House of Black. But I knew Buddy and Brody would be great on their own so I guess after the Osprey vs Buddy (Oh My Can’t remember if its Murphy or Matthews in AEW…it happens I kept Calling Malaki, Alister) with them getting to break away was the official storyline for Black to leave the company. So will we get King to give Okada a ‘BITCH’ to his face? (as Okada flips everyone off and calls them a Bitch? Though for some reason it still amuses me when he does; whether or not I expect it…I think it might be the timing) (c)The hurt Syndicate vs the Outrunners for World Tag team championshipso disappointed and Leo Rush and Action Andretti in the front looking on after match “Timeless”Toni Storm vs Mariah May
The AEW Women’s Title is on the line in Tinseltown. Its time for current champion “Timeless’ Toni Storm and her rivalry against the traitorous Mariah May to come to a “Hollywood ending” for now The Marquee says no rope breaks, no count outs and falls count anywhere. I hope Mariah the Pariah falls far. Toni MADE her and she needs a major comeuppance. So is “Watch for the shoe” the title of this 3rd match in the trilogy? And Toni Storm is bleeding and trying to keep it out of her eyes. Never mind ‘Tits out’ Toni got the Bucket of glass out… and Toni is taping her hand up and the Chant You sick F***start… and Toni dumps the rest out of a bucket. Glass all over the he middle of the ring and May covers and Storm kicks out a OMG and Tony Schivone said what I was thinking… Toni is starring in her own horror movie now storm covers and may kicks out and Toni found the shoe! Clobbers May with the belt who has a bloody face as well tried to count Toni out and I’m gonna start calling her Toni Tough Tits (lol couldn’t resist) And THAT is a 1…2…3… HOLLYWOOD(Horror) ENDING Kenny Omega vs (c)konosuke Takeshita for international ChampionshipA bit of pushing and shoving to start followed by some punching. Omega thrown in front of Announcers desk where of course Don Callis goes and gets a few punches in and Oh he seems to have hurt his hand…GOOD! you’re lucky I dont send bad mojo and make it broken. Omega jumps and flies to attack KT (no need for me to butcher his name or spelling!) who moves and Omega somewhat belly flops. KT looking under ring…and sets up a table. (desprate we are?) Omega counters being thrown onto table. Has KT in his clutches flips him and removes padding from top of barrier (and i can tell you from experience… I was front row for the Nov 16 Collision in Albany. even if you wack your need like a stubbed toe into those… It will leave a bruise so I feel bad for the wrestlers same with the Stairs one solid piece that has to be at least 50 pounds if not 75-100!) and Kenny goes to flip off but gets pushed to land on his stomach on the barrier behind that (as it was the Ring announcer’s area) And the terminator clap starts and Callis interferes again! Honestly I wish when there were championships on the line NO ONE is aloud near the ring. And I thought KT was aiming for the table leg but Omega lands on the inside edge of the table then picks him up and does it again. KT tries a senton and OMega gets the knees up and KT flies off the corner ropes and Omega rolls away. And we have a slug fest and I want to see a slow-mo replay of that count! If Omega didn’t win that had to be a millimeter or centimeter away from a 3 count. The KT gets a count but omega kicks, and Omega gets another count and that was an obvious 2 3/4. KT another count and Omega raises his arm. Another, and then a 1 count, and PILEDRIVEr to KT…kick out. FIGHT FOREVER CHANT and the people are standing. And Ken Jeong is leaning on the barrier in front of him like hes going to jump over and interfere Omega gets KT Callis pulling on KTs arm and Omega Rolls him up and WE HAVE A NEW INTERNATION CHAMPION!!!! YEAH KENNY that was a great match on BOTH their parts. But I knew if anyone could beat ‘the alpha’ it would be Kenny.
Osprey & FletcherTHIS is the match I ordered the pay per view for. (Speaking of which… You may be able to get it on prime now, but NO it is NOT included in your Prime membership you STILL HAVE TO PAY I’ve been torn in this rift of former friends or ‘Brothers’ as Will considered Kyle. I was a fan of Kyle’s before Osprey ‘The Billy Goat’ arrived in AEW and Became one of my top 5 favorites (which I really need to ‘re-write’ as some have been released, have left or are about to …I want my WarDog back.and speaking of…He was seen in L.A.! ) tonight it reaches a boiling point in a STEEL Cage match (that’s the one with a ceiling I believe) let’s hope the Don Callis family isn’t able to get in. And Just a warning if I mention Pokemon… its has to do with Fletcher, he collects them. Caught a live feed of him opening some packs and answered a few of my questions YES he does have a pokemon tattoo, think he mentioned its a Pokeball but don’t think he mentioned where KYLE opts to CLIMB the outside of the cage to the top sitting on the corner and there’s a new intro for Will and I don’t like it~OH and then his regular theme music! And Osprey climbs up as well diagonally opposite corners and man that is a really cool site! Of them on top of the cage… (Need to find out online to print and hang up) Pinfall or submission only and we start off grappling.. You know I would swear the 2 of them have worn the same color ring attire each time they faced each other. LMAO Schivone saying Callis is “Obsessed with big men” (meanwhile I just watched most of Bohei mian Rhapsody last night so mind went in the gutter) And Osprey is now bleeding… and Fletcher is licking the cage that he just mushed Ospreys face into. Osprey thrown into corner jumps on ropes and back at Fletcher and now its osprey in control. (I just wish they had a towel for them to wipe the blood out of their eyes when they get cut) and Osprey with chops to Fletcher, whose chest has been tenderized and I believe has been ripped open. And I believe his head as well after getting smooshed in the cage and another crack, make that 3 and osprey dont even know what to call that flight off the ropes but a twist in the air and connects. Fletcher connects with Osprey, and a pin and Osprey kicks out last minute The Blood loss has set in and he’s at attentinm amd we have a slippery bloody mess in the ring and on Fletchers face and osprey rubs his face and ontop his chest and Callis “You sick son of a bitch” lmao I think my head just explaoded with some of the moves i’ve seen in the last few and again osprey almost counted out. And of course Mark Davis comes in with a lock cutter in a duffle bag. United Empire reunion AND HANDING Kyle A CHAIR AND GTHE BAG.. Osprey kicks the Cage door and Davis goes down Osprey brings out a LUCILLE! lol Osprey winds up the bat and SENDs….It…HOME and rubs Fletchers face in it LITERALLY FLetcher BEgGING pulls out a United Empire arm band out and osprey flips him off. Rubs the blood off his face with it and stuffs it in ospreys mouth. And Stormbreaker On Fletcer and How is Davis back and in the ring. And we have Aussie Open about to finish osprey and osprey comes back from the dead. Davis is kicked out of ring Door shut and Locked (Thanks remsberg and Aubrey) and Osprey wrapping barbed wire around his elbow and Fletcher is crawling up the cage and screwdriver and he’s Licking the screwdriver. Which eventually ends up stabbed into the turnbuckle and DAMN between Omega’s and this match its SO worth the $50!!! Fletcher covers and again osprey kicks out. and Fletcher breaks out the tacks… (Have we been hanging out with Mox lately guys?) And Osprey PLANTS Fletchers Front into the tacks… (Think about that a moment…it WASN”T the chest area) Osprey anad Fletcher sitting on osprey with the screwdriver now and Did he just make Kyle a mini callis? HOw tall is the cage? and jump off and INTO the ring. but not sure who got who on that one. Osprey is the first to get up and Fletcher cursing and screaming I hate You etc in Osprey’s face. and OSPREY WINS (and Truely gave him the bird cause for those that don’t know an Osprey is a bird Kyle is still out cold in the ring (with the cage already up) Well Skye Blue can help pick the tacks out of his trunks. Tonight they are promoting the new Movie QUEEN OF THE RING. The Girl from HEELz is in it as well as “watchtower’ or overwatch from Arrow. “Will” from Rescue Hi Surf and Karate Kid & Cobra Kai’s Martin Kove aka John Kreese and other familiar faces and names. And AEW’s Timeless Toni Storm is supposed to be in it as well. (and the real Life wrestlers in the movie)
and NOW for our last match and THE FIRST TIME EVER! Mox vs. Cope “The Rated R Superstar”
The AEW Championship is on the line as the bitter feaud between the Rated R Superstar Cope and the Deathriders’ (still sounds like a biker gang to me) Jon Moxley. We haven’t seen the championship since Moxley won it. having been locked in a case normally carried around by Marina Shafir Stare down and some jabbering and Mox flips Cope the bird trading Elbows Cope sends Mox over the ropes with a clothesline and a leap off the top of the ropes. Now mOx stops at the announcers desk not sure if he was jabbering at Jim Ross or what but goes back to Cope who remins outside the ring. Mox goes back to put him on the apron and gets a count to stop. Which of course he’s attacking the neck of Cope. Mox calling on Cope to come, Cope trying to get his wits back, and Hello They’re showing OPPs again… Stop torturing me with my cougar crush ;-D Mox off the ropes and Cope gets some offense, and a take down. And watching and typing this is harder to to do and keep up with than I thought. (The last few matches I DID try to do somewhat of a play by play I end up forgetting things before I get to type them. Mox pulling up the padding in front of the announcers and Camera shows ken Jeong and Cope counters and comes back and Mox being booed now as he laid out Cope throws him into ring a count of 2. Is there any chance we’ll get to see another NEW champ tonight..maybe not a piledrive but Cope Kicks out at 2 again. And Mox with a sleeper on Cope and Cope comes back with a fist to the apron and grabs the bottom rope. and Mox and Ref areat each other and puts his hand on the ref. Ref Checks on Cope and Mox has a chair. and Remsberg take the chair while Cope rolls up Mox and Mox got him again but I just can’t do this fast enough. Mox leaves the ring grabs 2 chairs… and there’s no ref who is knocked out Mox setting up cope for conchairtos and Cope escapes. and They both clothesline each other. And Boos… and its wheeler and Damn you Uta looking like hes sizeing up mox to attack and he grabs the breif case for mox and Switchblade to the rescue. Goes to wack Mox with the case and he moves awahy and instead creams Cope with Mox crawling over him and just now the ref comes in with a slow count (Saying mississippi 2-3 times between each number!) and Cope kicks! Cope spears mox and Damn only half a count away. lol “This is more than a match its a freaking struggle” but not sure if Schivone, Taz or Jim Ross saadit. and christian Cage pulls the ref ojut of the cout and he’s signing the contract and its now a 3 way and cage spears cope… and Mox with a bulldog to cage LOL cage puts a hand on Copes chest gets a 2 count before Mox pulls him away and Mox puts cage to sleep and is still champ And Cope is out (man it still feels wrong to call him that …) Prin ce Nana meets him at the exit and nana reminding Mox and swerve on the rail like spiderman and takes down Mox |
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