Sausage Party


2016   hard R   adults only animated comedy  1:29  Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill,Danny McBride, Selma Hayek, Ed Norton,

  Did you ever wonder when you were a kid, or baked what goes on when the supermarket is closed? Or maybe we just can’t see?

Of course the oldest frat house has, and it comes in the form of an animated hard R comedy

The grocery food and products are actually alive and believe in what they call the beyond (our world).  After watching the movie I read the Entertainment weekly review of it  and wanted to share a quote of it with you as they put the description of ‘the beyond’ ever so ‘eloquently’…

“beyond” is in fact  an abattoir, a masticating horror show of death and dismemberment perpetuated by the greedy, heedless mouths of monstrously hungry human gods.

The hot dogs are a bunch of horn dogs, The unbeknownst dorky store manager is played by the charming Paul Rudd.

Stephen hawking is gum, there’s Sgt pepper which I got a chuckle when I saw as I thought of the Beatles and apparently candy is the best food to fight with.

Then there’s the literal douche played by Nick Kroll, you know the loud obnoxious guy at the bar that’s always too drunk, breath stinks (maybe even body) and is a sexist pig? Yeah that guy is this fem hygiene product in a nutshell.

1:19 or 1:20 not real what called a cartoon

Had a few mildly funny moments and yet its another stoner frat party (need to come up with some frat name for Rogan and Friends) Not sure the age of them guys but even I don’t act nearly as immature even tho I’m told to act my age

I guess this would be funnier if you are stoned though I’d imagine if I were high in anyway I would freak the F out!

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Hail Caesar!


2016            PG-13            Comedy  1:46               from Universal Pictures Studios    IMDB Page

starring Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Chaning Tatum, Jonah Hill, Tilda Swinton  and Ralph Finnes

 

In 1950s Hollywood Detective or Publicist (whatever he is) Eddie Mannix fixes studio and marquee stars’ indiscretions. The story has some old fashion narration to give some back story and set up scenes. The tone and colors look right for the times and even some of the bad story ideas!

When Baird (Cloney) the lead in the new Capitol picture movie Hail Caesar is abducted from the set, Eddie has his work cut out for him. Only a letter to gather $100,000 and to wait for instructions is left.

WOW! ScarJo sounds quite good as a bitter woman, but sounds more like she’s 2-3 decades older than she looks.

I hope it’s jsut the make-up and if it’s not…. CLooney looks AWFUL! Has anyone understood WTF went on during that ‘meeting/study group’ of commies?

Tatum’s musical number at first had me doing the eye rolls (to the point where I may have seen my brain)  then I started to enjoy it. The poor bartender… the part where they are tap dancing on the tables was a bit of a laugh to me for some reason .

My Gods.. how many gallons of fake bake (that orange spray tan) did they use on this? Was that spray tan cause I don’t remember people looking orange from the 50s shows I watched in syndicate.

While the movie is supposed to be partially about this star named Baird being kidnapped or so it seemed in the trailers, we see more of Josh Brolin’s character making the rounds.

 

a couple of days later, I can barely remember anything aside from the TRUMP orange faces.    C-

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