Sausage Party


2016   hard R   adults only animated comedy  1:29  Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill,Danny McBride, Selma Hayek, Ed Norton,

  Did you ever wonder when you were a kid, or baked what goes on when the supermarket is closed? Or maybe we just can’t see?

Of course the oldest frat house has, and it comes in the form of an animated hard R comedy

The grocery food and products are actually alive and believe in what they call the beyond (our world).  After watching the movie I read the Entertainment weekly review of it  and wanted to share a quote of it with you as they put the description of ‘the beyond’ ever so ‘eloquently’…

“beyond” is in fact  an abattoir, a masticating horror show of death and dismemberment perpetuated by the greedy, heedless mouths of monstrously hungry human gods.

The hot dogs are a bunch of horn dogs, The unbeknownst dorky store manager is played by the charming Paul Rudd.

Stephen hawking is gum, there’s Sgt pepper which I got a chuckle when I saw as I thought of the Beatles and apparently candy is the best food to fight with.

Then there’s the literal douche played by Nick Kroll, you know the loud obnoxious guy at the bar that’s always too drunk, breath stinks (maybe even body) and is a sexist pig? Yeah that guy is this fem hygiene product in a nutshell.

1:19 or 1:20 not real what called a cartoon

Had a few mildly funny moments and yet its another stoner frat party (need to come up with some frat name for Rogan and Friends) Not sure the age of them guys but even I don’t act nearly as immature even tho I’m told to act my age

I guess this would be funnier if you are stoned though I’d imagine if I were high in anyway I would freak the F out!

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Angry Birds


PG  97 minutes  Animated/Family

Danny McBride, Bill Hader, Sean Penn, josh Gad, Jason Sudeikis,Kate McKinnon,Maya Rudolph, Peter Dinklage,Keegan-Michael Key

I would guess this is  what events predated the game… Why are the birds so angry? Red is in Anger Management and when he’s finally almost ‘cured’ The Bad Piggies take over Birdland and steal their eggs.

I feel indifferent about this, it’s probably more enjoyable for the kids.  I think the story could have been written better, but for a bare bones base of adapting from a game they did do a decent job. Maybe it would have been more fun to have seen in 3-D in the theater than at home on blu-ray? There’s meta jokes and moral lessons for both parents and the next generation of Pork puns and there’s Bird curses of  FLOCK you!  (and I thought I was cheesey saying Fudge and Fork you and other made up ways around Kids and my elders)

 

“I thought you stored your nuts for the winter”

-King Pig

 

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I think someone forgot to count them before they hatched!

Rock the Kasbah


2015       R         1:47            Blu-ray                Comedy, War, Music

Bill Murray,  Zooey Deschanel, Kate Hudson,Bruce Willis, Taylor Kinney, Scott Caan, Danny McBride …..More on Imdb

Murray plays a a manager or talent agent (is there a difference?) in the music industry as the luckless Richie Vance who’s charge Ronnie is selected to go on the USO tour but skips out taking his wallet & passport and leaving Richie stranded.

After hearing the angelic voice of an Afghan girl, he find it to be fate that he got stuck there so he could make her a star. They run into some cliche as well as oppressed religious nation obstacles along the way.

Well comedy is supposed o be one of the genres but it wasn’t really funny, to me Murray came off as trying to hard to make the script more light and I didn’t particularly like the story. Don’t get me wrong, I respect it as in one step for woman kind sort but its supposed to also be a comedy and I wouldn’t have titled it ‘Rock’… Pop yes but Rockin it certainly wasn’t.

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I wouldn’t waste my money buying it, or even as a rental, other than if you have netflix or just wait for it to be on a cable station

but here’s the link if you want to via amazon