Mindless Action Mondays: Jupiter Ascending

Glad I’m not a Tatum fan!! I saw the trailer and knew better. The review say Not to go see it (but it doesn’t say to not wait for rental etc. WHich if anything i’ll wait for . Just the phrase they use for Sean Bean in this has NOW made me curious (& ‘The Bean as I call him would be the only read I would see the movie)

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MindlessActionMondaysBy Drew Parton

This week, against my better judgment and suspicions, I went to go see the new Wachowski siblings movie Jupiter Ascending starring Mila Kunis, Channing Tatumtots, and Sean Bean.

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Jupiter Jones (Kunis) is a janitor who finds out that all life on earth and other planets was seeded by an alien empire so that when the animals evolve to a state of “Darwinian perfection” (which is not how evolution works), they can harvest their genes to create a serum that will make them immortal. Jupiter finds out that she is secretly alien royalty and heir to the earth. She then embarks on an epic adventure full of spaceships and aliens. One such alien is Caine Wise (Tatum), a genetically engineered warrior made from albino human and wolf DNA. Gene splicing has never really been a new thing in science fiction, but this movie gets ridiculous.

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